Arbitrary babble and other random nonsense
Ever notice the numerous references to death in Raccoon’s lyrics?
Book - The Art & Science of Dumpster Diving
Twisted Image cartoons by Ace Backwords
(One of the top ten winning entries in the International Pun Contest):
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says,
“I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger!”
Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?
A: He didn’t. He got hit by a car (Road Kill).
Q: What do you call a raccoon who crashes his car?
WANTED: FAT RICH
LADY. MUST LIKE FEATHERS STUCK IN HEAD!*
* Reference to a verse in the song Broken Wings when Raccoon would sing it live:
“It won’t be long now before I am dead. Please take my feathers and stick ‘em in some fat, rich lady’s head!”
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose!
Raccoon’s words of wisdom on John and Lori’s Wedding Video of 9/19/03 in
Shen started a MYSPACE page for RACCOONSONGS that I will be managing. Thanks Shen!