We Donít Like No Football

Words and Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Loose In The City

 

We donít like Ė We donít like no football

We like to dance Ė We like romance

We donít likes noz football

Like makiní love up in the trees

We donít like noz football

Like those birds do with those bees, yeah

We donít likes noz footzball

 

If you really wanna have some fun

Letís give them crazy football players guns

Seven million dollars a year for playing a game

Geez, they gotta be crazy

And they get to wear all that protective padding and stuff

And drive around in limos

 

They should be paid 30 bucks a day

And they should have to play naked

On a field of broken glass

Letís just spray paint them different colors

So they can tell which side theyíre on

They should use a real pig and it should

Be greasy and weigh 30 pounds

 

(Can I get you all to sing it?)

We - We donít like no football

(If you like football you donít have to sing)

We - We donít like no football

 

(Everybody now at the top of your voice)

We - We donít like no football

We - We donít like no football

 

(Louder)

We - We donít like no football

 

(Louder now, come on)

We - We donít like no football

 

We just like the cheerleaders