We Donít Like No Football

Words and Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Loose In The City

The chord progressions to this song are basically (without the sus4, etc. variations):

        A, D*, G

        A, D

 

Note: The music to this song is the same chords and rhythm as ďRing Your BellĒ but without the chorus part.

 

The A chord is done using the E-form bar chord at the 5th fret.

 

* This D chord is played with the ring finger on the 5th fret of the 6th string, the pinkie on the 5th fret of the 5th string and the middle finger on the 4th fret of the 4th string (same as using the C form brought up two frets and adding the low A note on the E string at the 5th fret - Itís essentially a D chord with A as the bass note). Only strum the top 3 bass strings. (I will add chord diagrams later).

 

A††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*††††††† G

We donít like Ė We donít like no football

††††† G††††††† A

We like to dance Ė We like romance

††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*

We donít likes noz football

G†††††††††††††† A

Like makin' love up in the trees

††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*

We donít like noz football

G††††††††††††† A

Like those birds do with those bees, yeah

††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*

We donít likes noz footzball

 

A

If you really wanna have some fun

††††††††††††††††††††† D*†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† G

Letís give them crazy football players guns

A

Seven million dollars a year for playing a game

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*G

Geez, they gotta be crazy

A

And they get to wear all that protective padding and stuff

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*G

And drive around in limos

 

A

They should be paid 30 bucks a day

D*

And they should have to play naked

†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† G

On a field of broken glass

A

Letís just spray paint them different colors

†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*††††††††††††††††† G

So they can tell which side theyíre on

A

They should use a real pig and it should

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*G

Be greasy and weigh 30 pounds

 

A††††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††D*G

(Can I get you all to sing it?)

A†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*

We - We donít like no football

D*††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† G

(If you like football you donít have to sing)

A†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*

We - We donít like no football

D*††††††††††††††††††††††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††G

(Everybody now at the top of your voice)

A†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*†††††† G

We - We donít like no football

A†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*†††††† G

We - We donít like no football

 

(Louder)

A†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† D*†††††† G

We - We donít like no football

(Louder now, come on)

We - We donít like no football

 

We just like the cheerleaders