Laser Beam Laundry Machine

Words by Peter Zoernig with Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Natureís Cathedrals

 

 

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

Because it gets my clothes so clean

Oh mama wonít you come with me

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

Itís modular, computerized

Oh baby, wonít believe your eyes

 

I canít wait to go to outer space

I hear that itís quite the place

By the time I reach retirement age

Outer space will be quite the rage

 

When I was younger technology was growing

Now itís shrinking and soon it will be

Small enough to invade individual cells

Biological remote control

 

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

Because it gets my clothes so clean

Oh mama wonít you come with me

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

Itís modular, computerized

Better yet, Iíve been vasectomized