Laser Beam Laundry Machine

Words by Peter Zoernig with Music by Raccoon

as recorded on Natureís Cathedrals

 

The chord progression to this song is:

        E, E7, A, A7, E, E7, B7

 

††††††††††††††††††††† E††††††††††††††††† E7†††††††† A††††††††††††††††††††††††† A7††††††† E

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

E7†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† B7

Because it gets my clothes so clean

E††††††††††††††††††††††††††† E7

Oh mama wonít you come with me

A††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† A7

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

††††† E††††††††††† E7

Itís modular, computerized

B7

Oh baby, wonít believe your eyes

 

E†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† E7

I canít wait to go to outer space

A†††††††††††††††††††† †††††††††††††A7

I hear that itís quite the place

†††††††††† E††††††† E7

By the time I reach retirement age

B7

Outer space will be quite the rage

 

E†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† E7††††††††††† A

When I was younger technology was growing

ÖA††††††††† A7†††††††††††

Now itís shrinking and soon it will be

E†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (E7)

Small enough to invade individual cells

B7

Biological remote control

 

††††††††††††††††††††† E†††††††††† †††E7†††††††††††† A†††††††††††††††††††† ††††††A7

I just love my new digital electronic laser beam laundry machine

E†††††††††††††††††††††††††† E7 †††††††††††B7

Because it gets my clothes so clean

E††††††††††††††††††††††††††† E7

Oh mama wonít you come with me

A†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† A7

We can watch movies on my satellite TV

††††† E†††††††††††††††† E7

Itís modular, computerized

B7†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† E

Better yet, Iíve been vasectomized